Am I some sort of sleeping genius? Some mad, creative, inventive entrepreneur-type who needs to start keeping a pad of paper and pen next to their bed?
I will have insightful thoughts like "what if I moved to the Bronx to save on rent and start a chicken farm?" and "What if I made a dirty martini out of sauerkraut brine instead of olive brine?" and "I need to clean my bathtub tomorrow".
(The answer about the sauerkraut is: The alcohol will kill the good bacteria anyway. Poo)
|yes, apparently this is The Bronx|
I mean, the thoughts just keep coming. They KEEP COMING. And, believe it or not, when I wake up in the morning, I do not remember them at all. The ones above were not ideas I actually had while falling asleep, because I can't remember any of those. I just made those ones up now.
So, I am going to start keeping a pad by my bed. Sure to be a millionaire in no time.
|this is an example of some brilliant night-thoughts- you can't read it? neither can I|
|i had the genius realization that I am a sleeping genius. And also, I will be writing a post on cab mania soon.|
If you buy this Dream Silk Terry Sleep mask below from Kohls, you will not avoid disruptive Sleeping Genius, but you will sleep in better and I might make like $0.02!