Well this is timely, because I just changed my Blog name, like a dope. Now none of my 4 adoring fans in Malaysia will be able to find me.
I know you must be curious. "How does NonQuick
Nevertheless....Let's go through the secrets to me getting .... a few hits from my varied audience of non-commenting, disappointed "readers".
1. Sister Pool
What kind of a dumb search was that? Yes it was the one with the sister and the pool and the peaches.
2. Italian cookie tray
They unfortunately found no helpful info here. I don't even know what or why I wrote about italian cookies.
Well now I have gone and changed the name and confused those 2 people.
4. A mom who doesn't like dogs
Yep, my mom gave away two dogs, one year after another. Whomever was searching might be comforted by learning that someone else's mother is as cruel as their own mother. I'm glad I can do some good.
5. aroma expresso bar oatmeal
Aw. The old 'Search Words + Blog Title' conundrum. That must've been annoying to find out: "I wanted to know if the hot oatmeal from Aroma was delicious or not! What IS this BLOG!?". However, they don't know that espresso is not spelled "expresso". Dumb.
6. basic non-quick oatmeal
wait.... calling regular (not instant) oatmeal "non-quick" was supposed to be a semi... joke. Apparently it's a legit description! I would urge them to fold chocolate chips into their "basic non-quick oatmeal". Ugh. I'll never forget those days.
7. Black Eye Family Photo
Bingo! This search result actually might have been helpful to them. They were probably wondering what to do for a family photo if they happen to have badly timed black eye. And I am here to inspire them to get EVERYONE in the family to put black-eye-makeup on. You are welcome, sir.
8 and 9. Droopy Eyed Armless Children
Thank you Charlie Sheen.
10. How to not blank during Improv
No help here.