Tuesday, June 26, 2012

How to Become a Successful Blogger

Over the past year, this blog has made $0.23 on Google Adsense.

If I was worried about my financial security before, I can finally sigh a breath of relief.

I'm on my way to becoming a professional blogger, slower than the opposite of the speed of light.

(No, I won't give you all the secrets to my success.  But basically, just follow your own heart, passions and talents. The amount of money you make will be relative to your heart, passions and talents (mine are worth 23 cents). Also, ignore all the advice to connect with other bloggers and readers, because I had SEVEN whole page views yesterday, and I don't worry about that stuff at all).

(Also, you can do stuff like add lots of pictures, make your text big so old and stressed people can read it, have catchy and misleading titles, and also include inspiring content)