This blog started as a terrible food blog.
I am mostly keeping this on the internet so I can look back and cringe, as an authentic relic of my old, janky ways.
What does "Non-Quick Oatmeal" mean?
It means oatmeal that takes forever to make. I could pretend it means something really deep, but it actually means nothing.
It was also because I used t be really passionate about "slow food".
Over the years I've stopped taking dark and shitty pictures of food, and started writing essays, mostly about me trying to become a sort of Zen Master with lots of expensive boots.